Thursday, December 16, 2010

Pride of the Pulps, Part Six: Boss Curly


Boss?” said the messenger. Boss Murphy stared at him blankly across the surface of the desk. This was hard enough news to deliver, without the boss already looking like he'd seen a ghost, and definitely without that creepy bald guy standing in the background. “Boss, can you hear me?”
All Murphy could do was stare at the man's moving lips and try to think through the buzzing of a hundred thousand bees in his ears. Then Murphy heard the voice of God command him.
“You can hear him,” Curly said softly.
“What!?” Murphy demanded. “Why are you here? Why are we wasting time?” He knew that God's time was valuable, and it was not to be squandered. God would not have let him hear this man unless there was something important to be heard. Curly smiled a truly, horribly ugly smile to himself.
“Boss, um, I don't know how to say this...”
“Speak up! Tell me!” Murphy bellowed.
“Well, that big casino operation? The really big one that owned a piece of with some of the other syndicates? It got hit.” The words lodged in Murphy's brain with little significance or meaning. He began to worry that it was he who was wasting God's precious gift of hearing; him, and not the messenger.
“God forgive me!” Murphy cried to the heavens, shaking his fists skyward. Everyone in the office shifted uncomfortably, except Curly. Curly oozed.
“Hit by whom?” Curly asked, straining to speak clearly through his harelip. Everyone around Murphy had become even more uncomfortable about the ex-carny's position and influence. He appeared to have become Murphy's right-hand man overnight, in spite of the trouble with the bank job to which he'd been a party. He also seemed to speak for Murphy quite a lot of the time, and Murphy barely understood what was going on.
“Well, sir,” the messenger said awkwardly, still trying to address his remarks to Murphy, “a vigilante, we think. Somebody independent.”
“The vigilantes are all in Heaven now!” Murphy proclaimed. “As we all will be one day!” The buzzing was starting to come back and he feared that God was angry with him.
“Well, yes, um, sir a lot of them are dead.” He paused momentously. “Especially the Biathlete, as we are all well aware. But he was a postwar guy. A lot of the old ones died in the war, or moved on or just up an' quit. But we knew The Reaper was still around somehere. We just hadn't heard from 'im in years.” Curly touched Murphy's ear, then his eye, then the back of his head. The stocky, ruddy-faced Irish crime boss went glassy eyed and sat down slowly in his desk chair, which Curly then rolled over into the corner of the room. Curly placed his hands on the desk blotter possessively and met the eyes of the messenger.
“Who or what is `The Reaper'?” Curly's eyes flickered. He felt them start to roll back in his head, but he forced himself to stay in the moment. There would be time enough for trances and invisible worlds of writhing beauty later. He would have to make the time for several prolonged, controlled trances; it was the only way.
“A local guy, showed up around `31, `32 I guess. After the Superstition in New York and the White Blade in Chicago, but before all the other guys. Archway had a couple others too, after him but some folks say they was just The Reaper all over again, with a different name.”
“Tell me all you know of him,” Curly insisted in a low tone, still fighting the encroachments of the other world.
“Not much, I guess,” the messenger said, scratching his head. “Dresses in a black coat and hood, wears a white skull mask. He seems to have magic powers or somethin', some way he can put a whammy on yer mind and you don't know what happened. Plus, he's killed a lotta' guys. I mean, he started out pretty tough, shot up some of our businesses, killed a buncha' pimps for some reason... then he went after the Chinee gangs and tore through them somethin' fierce! I mean, not a Chink left standin' when he was done! He blew up two opium warehouses and sank a whole wharf with dynamite charges. Cops hadda' jacket ready for `im for a while, after he whacked two badges that was on our payroll. Shit, he even killed a priest once an' claimed the man was a pederast who worshipped devils or some crazy batshit story. Who knows? Then, after Pearl Harbor he ups and takes off. Not too many headlines about `im, not like the flying guys and the cape guys with ray guns and such, but I guess his body count over there just kept climbin'.”
“And he has now returned to America to smash our casino? Is that it? I thought these sort of men were all taken care of,” Curly said, spitting on the blotter as he became irritated.
“It's like I said, he just showed up out of nowhere. No rhyme or reason, he just busts in and kills a couple dozen triggermen, a few customers, and grabs some guy named Zauberer and leaves.”
“Zauberer? Who is this?”
“Important guy. Rich important guy. Businesses, politics, you name it. Prob'ly the richest guy in Archway,” the messenger replied. “Nobody knows what this Reaper wants with `im. The Reaper used ta' do stuff like this alla' time.”
“Well, whoever he has abducted is no concern of mine. I wish to know more of this man, this 'Reaper.' Find him.” The messenger started to protest the very obvious fact that finding a man who had slaughtered so many so quickly may not be wise. “FIND HIM!!” Curly retorted. “I want him before me, groveling for his life! I want to see this monster in human flesh that makes your organization tremble after one night's violence!”

Pride of the Pulps, Part Five: The Reaper Strikes!


Fredrich Antione Zauberer was a busy man. He had his various companies to run, his charitable organizations, social engagements with his wife, events at his children’s school, politicians to visit who owed him favors or vice versa, fellow business leaders with whom to broker deals, and surprise inspections of his sundry construction projects around town. Rex found it a wonder that the man even had the energy to meet his mistress for dinner and drinks after such a busy schedule, let alone take her to a five-star hotel for a brief tryst only to leave her slumbering amid satin sheets and champagne bottles while he headed off to the illegal casinos and brothels of the city’s west side.
Rex had developed a deep and abiding taste for vice and the pleasures of the flesh over the years, but he was finding the edge of his appetites dulled by middle-age. Fred Zauberer apparently suffered no such loss. The fiftyish tycoon traveled from one dive to another in a Mercedes limo, gambling with a tall drink in his hand at all times. Before leaving each location, took at least one young lady upstairs for a few minutes or into the alley behind the building for a few seconds. At midnight, he reached the smallest club so far, in the most desolate neighborhood of all.
The building itself was shuttered and boarded up. The front doors had been covered with an immense sheet of plywood, and a makeshift door had been cut into that complete with a little sliding plywood panel so the doorman could see who was knocking. Limos lined both sides of the street and wrapped around the block, while drivers and bodyguards milled around smoking cigarettes and reading the racing form by streetlight. Based on the number of cars, either the rich swells of Archway City were packed in shoulder-to-shoulder like Scottish soccer hooligans or the building had subterranean levels not evident from the exterior.
Rex had to suppress the urge to draw the brass twelve-gauge Navy flare pistol from his shoulder rig and use it to light the gas tank of the first car, thus turning the whole line into the world’s biggest string of Mexican firecrackers. He had hardly ever met a person of immense wealth who was worth knowing, and this impression was reinforced time and again by the proliferation of millionaires associated with organized crime operations. Working men's money may have been the life blood of the mob's operations, but it was these oligarchs that allowed those operations to continue unmolested by the law. They also ensured that the mob's activities remained illegal and hence more profitable (their only significant failure being the repeal of Prohibition), and that the poor remained addicted or at least irresistibly drawn to those same activities. They made all of life into a rigged game in which there were the written rules, and the unwritten rules, and then another set of rules for the people running the game.
Easy now, Rex told himself. He had come for information, not class warfare. It looked like it was time for some real superhuman power, but first Rex checked his “conventional” weapons. The front door would be heavily guarded, possibly even armored against direct assault, and there were no exposed windows. The rear entrance (and there would have to be one, for employees and deliveries) would have a lighter guard, possibly even an unlocked door; he could bypass it with a minimum of fuss and try to blend in with the crowd or the hired help. He might even make it in under false pretense without confrontation, if he slipped a little cash across the right palms.
That would be the path of least resistance, Rex thought. That would be the plan with the least risk to himself and the surrounding neighborhood, the least risk of injury or capture by the underworld. There were also those less-than-honest representatives of the authorities who would gladly call the forces of the law down on him. He could just as easily get himself arrested as shot. His contacts on the force had mostly dried up over the years; he knew a couple of beat cops and an old detective who had left the streets for the archives office. Who knew if he'd even survive the trip to lockup, depending on which officers picked him up; he'd be no better off with the cops than the mob's bully boys. This wasn't the old days, after all. A masked marvel couldn't just burst through the door wherever and whenever he pleased inflicting ice-cold terror into the hearts of evildoers. Prohibition was over, the bank robber gangs of the Depression were gone, and even the mighty Axis powers were fallen.
Rex himself wasn't even the same man who had left for the war; a Nazi doctor had seen to that by sewing a dead man's left arm in place of Rex's (blown off by a landmine) under the instructions to restore him to full health before interrogation. The arm had become like a natural part of him despite the ugly purple scars from the ragged twine stitches that had originally held it in place. He often wondered about the man to whom the arm had originally belonged, supposedly just another prisoner of war who had died of the privations of imprisonment. Rex flexed the arm's muscles as he considered his position, his approach of the casino. The complexion of the skin had eventually come to match his own closely enough the no one else could tell the difference, although it had been cadaverously pale and clammy for the first few months. It had also been prone to uncontrollably clench its fist at seemingly random moments, which Rex eventually traced to the proximity of calliope music and subsequently overcame.
Besides, it was impossible to be a masked marvel without the mask and he had given his up while overseas. There hadn't seemed a point to it thousands of miles from home, on a battlefield or behind enemy lines. Upon returning home and finding that his years of combat and intrigue had left him with no friends or private life waiting for him, hiding his face and identity seemed contrived at best. With his hood to add that air of mystery to his bare face, and most of his waking hours spent after dark he found that the effect was more or less the same. Now, however as he sat in the dark and looked at the long line of limos up and down the street, outside of a building full of very unafraid evildoers, a building that he was thinking of entering through the rear or possibly by bribery...
The Reaper pulled off one of his gloves and reached down behind him. Nosheratu had been parked long enough for the tailpipes to cool and he ran his fingertip around the inside of the end of the pipe, collecting soot. Closing his eyes, he blackened his eyelids and then painted dark circles from his brow to his cheekbones, like empty sockets in his face. Slowing his breathing and pulse he used a yogic technique to control the blood flow to his face, rendering it almost corpse-white behind the soot mask. Checking himself in one of the motorcycle's mirrors, he saw a familiar death's head.
“Maybe just this once, for old time's sake,” he said.
The sliding panel in the door opened at his knock. Before the doorman could ask him his business, The Reaper locked eyes with him and seized his mind. It was a trick that Rex had almost forgotten how to do properly, like holding a bar of wet soap in your hands: you had to do it very carefully, or it would slip away.
“Unlock and open this door,” The Reaper said in a horrific monotone. The doorman obeyed, his face paralyzed with shock at the fact that he could not stop himself, could not even cry out in warning. Slowly and with great difficulty, Rex extracted a sterling silver straight razor from his coat and placed it at the doorman's throat. Letting out the breath he'd been holding under the strain of gripping another mind, Rex released his hold on the man. The razor's cold edge and the look in The Reaper's eyes kept the man silent. Then Rex smashed him in the temple with the butt of the .45 automatic in his other hand.
The entry hall was empty except for the doorman; two sentries just beyond the next doorway were supposed to keep an eye out for trouble. Accustomed as they were to the steady traffic of people all night, they were off their guard until they heard the impact of steel on human bone. By then, of course, it was too late. The Reaper spoke to them through the bark of a pistol report and the ring of shell casings on the floor; they were fodder, there to do no more than stoke his rage for those who followed them, those they protected. The Reaper did not wait for the inevitable wave of guards to pour out through the doors, but instead stepped to the doors and kicked them wide open.
Relying where he could on his razor and a Marine Corps fighting knife, The Reaper spared his ammunition. His own knuckles, his fingertips, and the callused edges of his hands accounted for several men's lives. Any who came within reach risked their windpipes being crushed, their spines snapped, or their sternums split by leaden blows. No elevators served the lower levels of the building. Instead, a series of doors and corridors acted like locks on a canal to control ingress to the building itself; once past these and the attending brute squad guarding them, the hallway open up and curved around to the top of an immense and theatrical grand staircase to the casino floor. The various layers of the building and Rex's conservative shooting style had caused little enough noise that no one in the casino proper had been alerted to his presence.
An assistant DA and a mayor's aide, each accompanied by very expensive call girls looked up at the same time to see a man at the top of the marble staircase with one bloody hand resting on the gleaming brass handrail. The Reaper's hood was thrown back defiantly, and his eyes swam in black pools on the bloodied white wasteland of his grinning face. One of the call girls started a scream that set the whole room in motion. Rex's eyes had already taken in the crowd and picked out who looked armed, and of those which ones seemed alert. Of his top two candidates for first to draw, the winner was a burly fellow in a black suit and crew cut. The bruiser almost had his gun all the way out of his shoulder holster when The Reaper made an example of him and silenced the room. An immense .577 caliber British Tranter revolver, known as a “tiger-stopper” thundered in The Reaper's grasp. The bruiser lost his gun hand at the wrist before the bullet continued into his heart and then exploded. His hand, still gripping his weapon, pinwheeled through the air amidst a truly apocalyptic splatter of blood and gore.
Rex's flare gun appeared in his other hand and put a payload of flaming magnesium and phosphorous into the open mouth of the next man to reach for a weapon. He fell to the ground, trying to scream in the brief seconds before his brain was cooked to death. The flare gun went back on the shoulder harness, replaced by a second Tranter.
“There will be no more foolishness tonight,” The Reaper commanded. “Most of you know who I am and what I am called. Apparently in the years since myself and others like me first appeared, you have all become quite reckless. This sort of gathering would never have been tolerated.”
“Who do you think..!?” said a Taiwanese shipping magnate and opium warlord, before an explosive bullet sprayed his brains across the crowd.
“NO... more... foolishness,” The Reaper intoned. “You're all very lucky tonight. I'm only here after one of you, although I'm more than happy to dispatch as many as would care to volunteer.” He gestured towards the corpses with a massive, smoking gun. “Like your colleagues there. Bring me Fred Zauberer and I shall leave you all in peace to lick your wounds and plot your revenge.” His eyes scanned the room again, steadily from one side to the other. The guns trailed whisps of cordite smoke as the muzzles tracked back and forth with his vision. He opened his mind to the tidal bore of surface thoughts in the room and tuned his vision upwards until auras and chakras became visible to him. It was a suffocating torrent of information all at once, but he stood against the flood and searched for clues. He felt the threads of time tickle his skin with pinpricks as the immediate future became the present, over and over and over again with each second that passed.
The Reaper saw and heard and felt all of these things. He read lips at random as people around the room tried to whisper to each other. He watched pulses race, not only in the throbbing flesh at the base of throats, but in the flashing red tinge of spiritual luminescence around people's bodies. He was open to the physical and the spirit world at once, all of his senses opened to the point that he was like a single, living exposed nerve. Then guilt, recognition, and accusation flared dark purple and black and ultraviolet from somewhere near the back of the room. The Reaper quickly reviewed visions of the coming events of the next several fractions of a second and saw no one attempt to attack him yet.
“There!” he said, gesturing towards the psychic disturbance. “He's back there! Send him to me now, or I'll burn this building and douse the flames with all of your blood!” Zauberer was pushed and pulled forward by the crowd. A slender girl in a revealing evening gown was plucked from his grasp, but he maintained his hold on his martini glass. By the time he was forced to the base of the stairs, his hair and clothes were disarrayed by the process.
“I don't know who you think you are...” Zuberer began. Rex closed his senses, even at the risk of being caught by surprise; the man's hostility was blinding and deafening at those enhanced levels. He took a deep breath while Fred Zauberer was still in mid-sentence, fixed his gaze and reached out with his mind. With the added fatigue and a sharper mind thrown into the bargain, the trick was even harder. He held Zauberer's conscious mind just tightly enough to stop him talking, but let it swirl madly otherwise. Instead, Rex focused his thoughts on Fred's spine and marched him up the stairs like a marionette with hemorrhoids. Knowing he could barely maintain control and certainly couldn't be seen showing weakness before the crowd, Rex brought Zauberer within arm's reach and pistol-whipped him unconscious just as he had with the doorman.
Most of the assemblage turned their backs or pretended to look somewhere else as The Reaper holstered his weapons and picked up the comatose body at his feet. When they looked back he was gone. A few circles of conversation formed around the idea of retaliation, but quite a few others formed around thoughts of early retirement.

Pride of the Pulps, Part Four: Billy the Gimp Remembered

Good afternoon, Singleton,” Rex said grimly from a shadow of an alleyway. Terrence Singleton nearly leapt out of his skin at the sound and quickly moved to cover his surprise and step into the alley proper.
“You nearly killed me!”Singleton protested. The Reaper’s sinewy fingers gripped Singleton by either side of the windpipe just tight enough to stop him talking but still let him breathe.
“I could have killed you, just like I could have years ago, you Aryan scum!” Rex hissed. He loved playing with men like Singleton; they were so easily intimidated. “But it’s only the big fish who end up in the pan. Small fish like you get thrown back, or used as bait.” Singleton tried to swallow and Rex pulled him close so the criminal could feel hot breath on his face. “Enjoying your parole?!”
“Easy, man! Easy!” Singleton finally gasped when his throat was released. “I’ve been straight, ever since I got out. Still run with my old buddies in the Brotherhood, but we’re not up to anything serious.”
“Then why the message that you needed to see me? Why the urgency?” Rex desperately hoped that Singleton would have a tip on any unusual activity within the city; he wanted to know what had triggered his higher senses.
“We got a job. Some suits, captains of industry types, hired us to move some stuff.” Hardly rumblings from the Other Side, thought Rex.
“How does this interest me exactly? You and your boys got a moving job?!” Rex’s eyes flashed, literally, with red light. Tapping a deep reserve of latent prana energy, he channeled it up his spine and let it out through his optic nerve. It was a lot of work for an essentially aesthetic effect, but the results when used for intimidation were more than worth it. Singleton shrunk into himself and tried not to let it show.
Singleton was remembering Billy the Gimp. Billy had been one of Rex’s informants in the Aryan Brotherhood. He had failed to cooperate fully with the vigilante and had been turned over to the authorities with his face fractured, his jawbone and pelvis each split in half, his hips and shoulders all dislocated, most of his fingers and toes broken, and one of his eyes popped out of the socket and pulped against his cheek. He had come out of the hospital to serve a lengthy prison term as a half-blind, slurring, stuttering cripple who could barely feed himself. His innate defenselessness had made him a natural target in the culture of prison life. He had become a punk: a submissive fuck-toy of truly epic proportions, enjoyed by at least half the convicts at one time or another. Within a couple weeks, his mind was gone, along with his will to live. He had ground his jagged front teeth against the stone wall of cell at night, in the long sleepless hours after his cell-mate’s attentions, until they were sharp like fangs. The other inmates found the look amusing for a few days, and then one morning Billy was found dead in his bunk. He had chewed through the inside of his own wrists and forearms during the night, lacking even the coordination and strength to slash his wrists had he an implement appropriate to the task, and had bled to death over the course of several hours.
Rex had crippled Billy to show the Aryans that their network within the prison system could not always protect them. The word got around: if you crossed the Reaper, make sure that he kills you, or you’ll wish he had. All of this knowledge crashed against the inside of Singleton’s brain and the terror of all those potential years of sodomy and torment rippled through him. His bladder felt very full, and his sphincter weak.
“Moving things at night… uuh, middle of nowhere. They said something about a lab and what they’re paying is CRAZY for the work… buying booze and girls for afterwards, to keep everybody busy, shut us up..!”
Rex smiled. He found that it was the little things in life that meant the most, like abject horror in the face and voice of a white supremacist stoolie as he spilled his guts. Here was a man who would just as soon be out beating and terrorizing a family of working-class blacks for buying a house in the wrong part of town, and instead he was paying off a distantly remembered favor to a supernatural vigilante and nearly soiling himself in the process.
“Slow down, boy,” Rex cautioned. “Your information’s no good to me if I can’t understand what you’re saying. Now, where in the ‘middle of nowhere’? And what’s this about a lab?” Singleton let himself breathe normally for a second to collect his thoughts before continuing:
“Like I said: a bunch of suits, like businessmen or something. They sure got money, whoever they are. They said they were ‘sympathetic to our cause’ and had been for a lot of years. How that is, I don’t know. Maybe they were Bundists back before the war or something. They want us to meet a truck at some building out in the desert, way outside town, in the middle of the night, and unload some scientific supplies.”
“Why the Aryans? Why not just hire professionals?”
“Like I said, they’re some kinda’ upper-class would-be Nazis. They said we would be the only ones able to appreciate what they were doing, that we were the only ones who could be trusted with the job, stuff like that.”
“And they want you to stay quiet about it?”
“Yeah, they said all the booze and hookers we can handle when the job’s over, plus a truckload of cash, but nobody talks about it to anybody. A couple of the Brothers are married, didn’t like the hooker idea too much, but they were told that everyone participates as a show of loyalty. More like they want blackmail material as insurance…”
Rex pondered. It was good intel for an informant like Singleton: a good lead on suspicious activities with the potential to lead to a larger, more sinister organization. The story was consistent, the facts logical, with just enough left out to make a man like Rex want to sink his teeth into it. The only thing missing was any clear connection to the supernatural disturbance that had awakened him that morning. The crime-fighter shook the thought from his head and tried to focus; too many opportunities to do real and lasting good would be missed if he chased one case to the point of distraction. He had time to investigate both. Having squandered most of his fortune over the years, he still had just enough to live on without much need for work, and arrangements put in place years ago kept him supplied with the things he needed to support his unusual occupation, like the answering service that collected messages from his network of informants.
“Okay, Singleton, relax. You brought me something substantial this time. Point me in the direction of these ‘suits’ and I’ll… uncover the nature of their sins. You and your so-called Brothers go along with the job; let me know how these employers get in contact you and when you’re going, and I’ll be watching that night. I am curious to know what Nazi sympathizers are doing building a laboratory out in the desert.”
“So, uh, can I go?” Singleton asked uncomfortably. Rex fixed him with an icy stare, flashed the red light in his eyes again. While Singleton was frozen in fear, Rex clenched a tight fist and drove it deep into the racist’s mid-section, under the abdominal muscles. Years of training in China, India, and Tibet focused the force of the blow into a tiny pinpoint; thus, an impact that could have blown a fist-sized hole through an inch-thick pine plank was concentrated into a spot the size a dime on Singleton’s overfull bladder, which rapidly voided itself in response. From the groin down, the white supremacist was awash in his own hot, reeking urine complete with traces of blood filtered through the capillary walls by the force of impact.
“Just in case,” Rex said as Singleton groaned in pain on the ground, “you thought that a few compliments meant that I could ever be friends with scum like you.” With a characteristic cackle which pealed and reverberated, receding into the distance, The Reaper disappeared around and corner and leapt astride Nosferatu to roar away in a plume of black smoke.

Pride of the Pulps, Part Three: Curly and the Boss

Boss, the guy ain’t human, I tell ya’!” Charlie said in a suppressed shout that he hoped couldn’t be overheard by Curly in the next room. “What he did… well, it was magic! That’s the only word! The Biathlete froze up like a statue, started fallin’ apart at the seams, and then fuckin’ BUGS spewed out of his eyes and ATE HIM!”
Boss Murphy scratched his thin mustache and considered his response. He’d been hearing this story all morning, from all of the robbery crew. Neatly forgotten, he thought, was their own slipshod planning of the job. Conveniently ignored was the fact that they almost botched the job without that jump-suited do-gooder ever getting involved. But this notion that Curly the Carny had killed The Biathlete by waving a book at him was being repeated too consistently. It didn’t have the ring of a rehearsed excuse. It also jibed with similar reports from other jobs in the past. People who got in Curly’s way didn’t just die. They suffered horrific torments, like Old Testament plagues, for no discernable cause or reason. Murphy had first thought that Curly was pulling his old mentalist act and hypnotizing people, but the mutilated and unrecognizable corpses told another story. Curly was a freak of a whole other variety. Come to think of it, Murphy was having trouble remembering exactly why he had hired the man in the first place, let alone promoted him.
“All right, Charlie. I hear what you’re sayin’,” Murphy replied with a tired sigh. “I guess I had to deal with this sooner or later. You and the boys all go home, or go drink your pay, whatever it is that you do. Send in Curly on your way out and I’ll talk to him about this.”

Pride of the Pulps, Part Two: Comes a Reaper!

Miles away, Rex Blackeagle awoke in a cold sweat with his pineal gland throbbing madly. It didn’t help that he was in a strange bedroom that already stank of stale dust and indifferent hygiene. He couldn’t later decide if it was good or bad that he couldn’t immediately find his pistol.
“Shit!” his companion mumbled into her pillow. “If I’d known you woke up like that, I’d never have brought you home!” She rolled over to regard him with tired eyes that reflected a hint of fear. Here was a dangerous man in her bedroom, acting unexpectedly out of control.
“I’m sorry,” he replied, composing himself. “I had a nightmare…” Think quickly, he told himself. “It was about the war.” She sighed and rolled back over. He took a moment to admire the curves of her body that had tempted him back here, curves not yet worn down by the ravages of a life in poverty. Here I am, he thought, war hero and scourge of the underworld, bedding a negress in a cramped tenement bedroom while her children sleep on the other side of the wall. Well, he had saved her life from that junkie mugger, and she had been very grateful in a slightly drunken way.
Something unclean had entered the world of men from somewhere else, Rex knew. His third eye never lied, and it was all the more honest for the pint of bourbon and half a lid of hash he’s shared with the woman before having her. Her hand, nails redly aglitter, crept across his thigh as he sat on the edge of the threadbare mattress. Her fingertips tangled in the thick hair on his leg and teased their way towards the half-flaccid mass of his cock.
“I should help you relax and get back to sleep, honey,” she purred sleepily. “You wore me out pretty good, and I’m sore as I’ve ever been, but I could play with it for ya’.”
“I should go,” he said flatly. She turned her head just far enough to give him a knowing look that warned him not to come back if he left now. Just as well, he thought. He found his clothes and shoes, shrugged on the shoulder harness with his guns and knives, and covered it all with a greatcoat that was starting to look as world-weary as he was.
“What about your mask?” she asked.
“I don’t wear one,” he replied. Why should he? He was nobody. He shut the door and crept out quietly.
Hidden in an alley outside was Nosferatu The Third, a Henderson motorbike he’d picked up as a souvenir on one his last missions in Eastern Europe. He’d lost two previous bikes by the same name during the war; Nosferatu The First had been preceded by a long line of motorcycles (mostly Army issue) named Caliban. He himself had been called everything from The Necromancer to The Black Beast, The Midnight Avenger, The Spectral Detective, The Hooded Nightshade and sometimes simply The Dark One. He had always preferred his original appellation, given him by a small tabloid that reported on his first successful case back in the 30s: The Reaper. The mask was no longer part of his getup (there didn’t seem any need for it), but the identity remained, and it was how he had always introduced himself professionally.
Pulling his scarf up over his mouth, he walked the bike away from the building and down the block towards the main street before starting it. Muggers and fornication were only a temporary diversion, he knew. He had tasted bat’s blood and spider venom and he knew: he knew that something sinister lay in the cards for him. The Reaper pulled up the dark woolen hood that hid his face in shadows but for the glint of his mischievous eyes. He needed to find a phone, and a cup of coffee. Nosferatu rumbled in assent.

The Pride of the Pulps, Part One: The Biathlete Meets Curly the Carny

PRIDE OF THE PULPS
By Phil Bledsoe
The silent alarm had been intercepted by the microcircuit switchboard hidden in the wall of Chad’s apartment. Chad Taylor set down his glass of orange juice and stepped to the secret panel where he kept his uniform and weapons. The champion biathlete had taken to the habit of relaxing in the nude to more readily suit up for action. His smooth, well-muscled body slid into the form-fitting jumpsuit, his feet into hover boots, and the 360-degree radar helmet sealed itself to his head. The microwave pulse gun whirred as its battery charged from the electromagnetic plate on his back, and the miniature ramjets in his hand-held thrusters hissed as he primed them.
In seconds, Chad was “skiing” on waves of compressed air from his boots and prodding the air with ramjet “ski poles” as he raced towards the scene of another bank robbery. Ideally, he wanted to arrive ahead of the police, but it would look even better for him if the police were already in pursuit of a getaway car and he passed them at two-hundred miles per hour. Soft pings of warning sounded in his headphones as his helmet’s radar bounced off of nearby objects. The bank loomed up ahead, a towering concrete edifice built by the city fathers under the auspices of the WPA during the war.
“Damn it anyway,” Chad whispered, seeing the robbers exiting the building in a confused retreat. They were amateurs, dropping bags of money and firing wild pistol shots as they ran for a car too far from the door. A confrontation inside the building would have been good enough for Chad’s crime-fighting reputation. A high-speed chase would be better, as he could showcase his acceleration and maneuverability while ending the pursuit at will with a few well-placed microwave pulse shots to disable the vehicle and destroy the robbers’ weapons. A standoff in the parking lot allowed for little to no use of his speed (who wants to see the valiant hero rapidly circling a frightened cluster of felons?), and close-range shooting not only failed to demonstrate his marksmanship, it put him at greater risk.
One man’s ski-masked face swiveled towards The Biathlete and went goggle-eyed.
“Boys! We got trouble! BIG trouble!” he announced. Chad smiled to himself and went into a lower stance to increase his speed and lower his profile as a target for bullets. His suit could repel a certain amount of small arms fire, but not without a lot of pain and bruising and making him very un-photogenic for the newspapers. A quick three-hundred-miles-per sprint brought him close enough to touch them before they could fire, and a carefully triggered spurt of fire from a ramjet disarmed and discouraged two of the five men.
Momentum carried Chad far past the robbers, who were now running around in panic. Their getaway vehicle was forgotten in the heat of the moment. Almost a quarter-mile away, Chad made a hairpin turn that he swore made his stomach rub against his spine. He decelerated as he neared the bank’s parking lot again. His ramjet thrusters dropped from his hands and locked themselves into magnetic clamps on his wrist-bands.
“Time to shine, Chadwick,” he told himself. His right hand grasped the textured plastic handle protruding just above his shoulder and pulled his pulse gun loose. The charge in the batteries warmed his fingers to the point of sweating uncomfortably as the spidery wire stock extended into position. He skidded to a halt (if you can call halting yourself mid-air with a blast of wind “skidding”), braced the stock into the hollow of his shoulder and put his face to the collapsible cheek-plate to aim. He was at least fifty yards away, hardly the perfect distance to issue verbal challenges, but his banter was really more for the benefit of the viewing public than to actually warn the perpetrators of imminent death. Chad was sharply aware of the total absence of onlookers as his right eye peered through the peep sight and he took a theatrical breath to steady his aim and project his booming baritone voice.
“Surrender, criminal scum!” The Biathlete demanded. “My aim is more than precise enough to kill every last one of you before you can squeeze off a single round! Throw yourself on the mercy of the courts and I’ll see to it that you receive lenient treatment!” Actually, his relationship with the authorities wasn’t quite good enough to keep that promise, but it certainly helped keep the perps in line most of the time. In truth, most cops and judges would gladly see The Biathlete off of the streets of their city if they thought that they could weather the resultant publicity backlash. The voters loved the gravity-defying antics and sharp-shooting vigilantism that former Olympian Chad Taylor had brought to the streets of Archway. War rationing and the privations of the Depression had readied people for a bright, new era of peace and perfection. A man who moved in clean lines of speed and shot down the enemies of society where they stood was perfectly placed to win the hearts of John Q. Public and family.
At the very least, Chad thought, a couple clean kills in this case should be worth an “exclusive interview” blowjob from that brunette gossip columnist with the perky ass and the Bettie Page hairdo. Half of a football field away, three armed robbers stood alongside their two colleagues who nursed second- or third-degree burns on their gun hands. One of the burned men was pale and breathing the shallow breaths of one deep in shock. The Biathlete’s space-age weaponry would have been well-suited to the battlefields of Korea, or even covert missions deep inside the Soviet Union, if not the exploration and conquest of space itself. Using it to defeat common bank robbers was like breaking up a heroin ring with a division of tanks.
“Charlie? We didn’t plan on this,” one of the robbers said, fingering his battered Colt automatic. “This guy cooks people to death with that ray gun of his. He cooks them, for no more cause than what we just done in that bank. What’re we gonna’ do?”
“Well, I got the bomb in this brief case,” replied Charlie, the “brains” of the robbery. “But on my best day, I could never chuck it that far. Man, that fucker is confident if he’s gonna’ shoot us from clear back there. What’s he yellin’ about anyhow, Marty?”
“Dunno,” answered Marty, the first man to speak. “Prob’ly wants us to surrender. Think we should?”
“Ain’t no way we can shoot back. Gimme a Springfield rifle an’ maybe – maybe - I could get `im from here. But with a pistol? Or Goose’s scattergun? Forget it. Goose?”
“Huh?”
“Any thoughts here? Suggestions? A man on flying skis is about to burn us with a ray gun from outer space.”
“Well…” Goose ventured. “There’s the carny feller in the car.”
Chad Taylor, The Biathlete, had failed to notice the hunched form in the dark coat in the back seat of the rusty Packard. He hadn’t seen the telltale sheen of sunlight of the bald scalp below the edge of a rummage sale Homburg hat. Charlie, Marty, Goose, and the others hadn’t known why “Curly the Carny” had drifted into their circle of acquaintance. First as a fixture at various floating craps games and poker nights among the formerly incarcerated, then as a messenger and numbers runner who graduated into low-level dope connection. Somehow he had moved from those menial criminal functions into an on-the-job tagalong of sorts. The lower bosses and middlemen had somehow determined that a former carnival barker who had moved up from mesmerism and mentalism, and to there from professional chicken-head-biting geek, was a safe bet to ride along on robberies and protection racket collection runs.
Curly kept a journal of some kind. Everyone assumed it was a log book of the jobs that he supervised, or a ledger of the money collected. What nobody seemed to realize was that the dark, rich buttery leather of the cover was not kidskin or Moroccan leather, but rather the skin off the broad, muscular thigh of a Nigerian gunrunner who had once welshed on a two-dollar bet with Curly over a single roll of the dice. Curly had also made the man’s knuckle bones into a new set of dice, but that was another story for another time. The pages in Curly’s “journal” were papyrus, made from reeds that grew only in certain regions of Egypt, places sacred to a long-lost pre-Pharohnic culture, reeds fertilized in soil rich with nutrients from the bodies of human sacrifices. He only wrote in it using a special quill that extended from an odd gold ring that he wore; no one realized that this was because the ring drew blood from his own finger through a hollow needle into a small reservoir in a hollow inside the false gemstone. No one noticed that Curly only wrote in a strange foreign script, and only after entering some kind of trance in which his eyes rolled back in his head and he whispered to himself incomprehensibly.
Curly was one of the last great black magicians practicing, and his journal was merely a portable notebook for transcribing dark secrets he learned in his frequent, involuntary visions. These notes were later copied into a much larger, more sinister book in the basement of his home. He had gained the gift of these visions by descending into an animal-like state for six years. In this state he had been picked up and caged as a performing freak but upon reawakening as a man he had quickly asserted his ability to manipulate people to his will. His situation had been improving ever since, but from the look of this costumed buffoon with the electronic carbine Curly had a new obstacle in his path to ultimate knowledge and power.
“Freeze!” The Biathlete ordered as he saw the stooped, homely man open the door of the getaway car and step out slowly. The microwave pulse gun swung away from the robbers and towards this new threat. “Don’t move or I’ll burn you down!” An uncharacteristic panic had entered Chad’s voice. Gone was the cool demeanor of the practiced marksman; gone was the polished tone of the professional celebrity. Something about this man froze Chad Taylor’s spinal fluid cold. No one that conspicuously ugly should walk with that kind of confidence, that surety of purpose. A man whose face looked like it was trying to eat itself and getting sick in the process should not grin self-indulgently as he faced down a world-class athlete armed with technology decades ahead of its time.
Chad’s finger cramped as he prepared to squeeze the trigger. The ugly man was raising a book. A small, leather-bound book. Its pages looked very delicate, and the words were in a dark reddish brown ink. Chad knew this because as the man approached him, the book was held open facing outwards towards Chad. I could incinerate that book, Chad thought. As easy as anything I could just turn it into ashes. All I have to do is move my finger.
But I can’t.
Chad’s tendons and muscles, unbeknownst to him, were rapidly approaching a state very much like rigor mortis. Mummification of one still living was a rare and particularly horrific punishment in ancient Egypt, but Curly felt that it was suitable for one so obviously enamored with his own speed of movement. Chad’s skin became dry, almost papery. The process would not have time to be completed, however, because Curly had also infected Chad’s optic nerves with a very nasty breed of carnivorous beetle. As thousands of their eggs burst inside Chad’s eye sockets and the tiny insects devoured his rapidly hardening eyeballs on their way to engulf the rest of his body Curly’s compatriots looked on in disbelief and stark, childlike terror.